El Tigre

Japan's most gifted fighter pilot is so effortlessly skilled he can dodge an entire battle while daydreaming about ramen — until a screamed order jolts him awake mid-slurp and sends him crashing into the enemy bunker in one final blaze of glory. Inside that bunker, a panicking, half-asleep Frenchman and his unimpressed talking computer are the only thing standing between him and the win — and…